Attributes of a Good/Bad Kisser

So, I've been getting a lot of complaints about having not updated my blog recently, so let me just say, that I'm sorrrry! For those who have been waiting, I've just been really busy lately with school coming to an end and what not, but tomorrow is finally my last day, so to all my readers, you can look forward to more frequent blog updates!

To start off my summer blogging, I'd like to first mention that a long while back, I received a fromspring question asking me, what makes a good kisser, and if I think I'm a good kisser. Now, to be completely honest, I have no idea if I'm a good kisser, I've only ever kissed 3 boys in my life, so I'm not super experienced, but I know what I like and what I don't like, plus I talk to a lot of other girls, so the advice to come is basically a combination of personal experience and accumulated knowledge through discussion.

The Attributes of a Good/Bad Kisser:

• Sloppy kissers: I think sloppy kissers can be almost the worst kind of kissers. There are a number of things that take part in being a sloppy kisser, it's just a huge combination of things gone wrong which I will elaborate on later. But in a general sense, if you're getting wet in places that you shouldn't be, --ie. your chin, jaw, or certain areas of the cheek-- that shit's DISGUSTING. You may think my examples are extreme but trust me, IT HAPPENS. Guy/girls, if you're reading this right now and may be thinking that you're a sloppy kisser, fix it! No one likes being lathered in saliva, IT'S DIRTY, and to make it worse, later you get that nasty "drying spit" smell on your face that makes you feel like you need a shower. Kissing is for your lips, NOT YOUR CHIN, so stay within the target area!
• Using too much teeth: For those of you who don't know what I mean when I say "using too much teeth," to clarify, it's basically the frequent collision of your teeth and your partners teeth. When kissing, there should be no clicking of the teeth, the sound and feel is extremely unpleasant and makes the experience of kissing seem rough.
• Kissing with no rhythm: Kissing, ideally, should be the connection and synchronized movement of two individuals, which means that if one person is off rhythm, it throws off that balance that should be maintained to flow smoothly and sensually throughout your encounter. Kissing with no rhythm makes kissing feel awkward, and when it's awkward, it's no longer romantic, because now instead of just enjoying it, you're too busy worrying and wondering why you feel so uncomfortable. It's like dancing; if you're dancing with a guy, and while you're gettin' your rotation on, he's pelvic thrusting, your movements are thrown of balance, and you're left wondering, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
• You're kissing, not eatin' pussy!: I find this one particularly disgusting. To all you guys out there who will shove your tongue down a girls throat, then rapidly flicker your tongue as though you were trying to eat out her mouth, DON'T! If you're gunna do that shit, save it for her "other lips" cus doing it to her mouth, I guarantee will provoke thoughts along the lines of, " what the fuck is he tryna do?" Trust me, I've heard many complaints from dozens of girls about guys doing this, and you know what we do when this is brought up? WE MAKE FUN OF YOU, in large numbers, so don't let yourself be subjected to this kind of ridicule!
  
• People with bigger lips tend to make kissing more enjoyable: I'm not saying people with small lips are bad kissers, I've just seemed to notice that when kissing someone with bigger lips, you get more of a mouth full with less tongue, and a lot of times, when you use less tongue, it's cleaner! But this really does vary from person to person. I personally like kissing guys with big lips haha
• Do something with your hands: Don't just leave your hands easy chillin' when you could be using them to make your encounter more intimate, and no that doesn't mean I'm tellin' you to feel up on her tits and shit, (well I mean, unless ya'll are gettin' heavy into it I guess, but whatever, thas on you!) but in a less intrusive and sexual way, while you guys are kissing, it'd be nice for you to cup her jaw line, or place your hands on her hips and pull your body's closer together so that your abdomen and pelvis's are touching. This creates a more subtle, intimate connection.
  
• Good kissers don't leave marks!: When kissing someones neck, slow and easy is a lot more enjoyable than rough and aggressive. Because your neck is so sensitive, kissing it softly and tenderly gives your body time to process all the different sensations, making it more enjoyable. But when someones aggressively tugging and sucking on your neck, it just feels like someones tugging and sucking on your neck! Plus it hella leaves marks! I personally hate hickeys, it's like evidence! And i don't need people all up in my business and shit, giving me those, "haaaaaay, what's that??" looks. Oh, and fyi, some parts of the neck are more sensitive than others, so take your time and find the spots! haha
• Don't be afraid to tease a little bit: It just creates a more fun and playful mood, making it more comfortable for the both of you!

That's pretty much all I can think of at the moment, and the other basic stuff I'm assuming most of you already know, so to my anonymous formspringer, I hope this helped!

xoxo,
LVN