Sunday, April 18, 2010

The List

So the other day, someone asked me a question on my formspring that I had a lot of fun answering; the question was, "what do you consider a turn-off about a guy?"

So this post is going to be dedicated to that question. It's going to be a list composed of all the negative qualities, characteristics, and habits that I (and most likely other girls as well) find unattractive about a guy. It's going to be a long list, so check back every-so-often and I probably would have added more to the list by then. Here we go!

  • Boys who have bad hygiene: walkin around with stains all up on your clothes, and oil all up in your hair, with breath that smells like you haven't brushed your teeth in a week is GROSS! what girl would want to be around that?
  • Boys who make the girl drive them around when they have a car: okay, really now, it's cool that the girl drives sometimes, and we'll even try to offer, but if you're a guy, be a gentleman and take your girl out, we don't want to have to feel like we're the boy in the relationship.
  • Boys who can't pay for shit: okay, this is a touchy one. We understand if you don't have the money to pay for dates and whatnot, it's only when we see that you go out and spoil yourself, blowin money on drugs and alcohol, then comin back to us sayin you don't have any money; nigga, you know where it went, and now you're high AND broke!
  • Boys who guilt girls into liking them: Enough said.
  • Boys who brag about how bad they are: We're growing up now, so what once was considered "cool", now just seems juvenile. Oh congrats you got shit-faced last night, got caught buying/selling drugs, got arrested, and have a -D average; good luck with that!
  • Boys with bad skin and/or teeth: I'm sorry, but as "shallow" as it may sound, skin and teeth are a pretty big deal; well for me at least. A guy could have everything going on for him (appearance wise) but if the skin or teeth are bad, it pretty much ruins it :/
  • Boys who are sluts: Boys, lemme tell you straight up, a reputation as a slut never goes away, TRUST ME. I know guys that are well into their twenties that still suffer the consequences of their past slutty mistakes. No girl wants a guy that's been with every other girl around town, and that she can't trust.
  • BOYS WHO FLAKE
  • Boys who wear outdated gear: To clarify what this means is, basically, when you're rockin' gear that's been played for a while now. Which means, that whole "jerkin" era swagg=NO, any variation of Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropostle, etc. =NO, XXL white tees when you obviously look like you should be wearing a size S/M =NO, hypebeasts= NO, button up shirts that show more chest than anyone wants to see= NO
  • Boys who try and impress a girl by buying her expensive things and a lot of it, BEFORE THEY'RE ACTUALLY DATING: Look, it's nice that ya'll would try and impress us and stuff, but if you show up on a second date with a Tiffany's bracelet and a puppy, YOU WILL FREAK US OUT. No girl wants to feel trapped in a relationship with material things, before they're even in one
  • Boys that are "too cool"
  • Boys that are too touchy: If you're not my boyfriend or we're not close enough on that friend level, paws off, it's creepy.
  • Boys who will constantly call you beautiful, then turn around and call every other girl beautiful: If you over use the word, it loses its meaning! Then you wonder why we don't take you seriously when you say it!
  • Boys who constantly brag about how much pussy they get: No one cares but you; trust me!
  • Boys who go into detail about their sexual encounters: Okay, really, that shit's fuckin disgusting. No one wants to be minding their own business in English class, then have you all comin up to them, going into intense graphic detail about what you did with your penis last night, okay? Keep that shit to yourself, unless some actually cares enough to ask you about it.
  • Chapped lips: LOL

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