Signs That Indicate Your Girl Is Crazy/Complicated

So I think it's safe to say that the #1 thing I hear guys complain about is how crazy and/or complicated girls are. Look, to be honest, most girls really aren't that complicated. Sure, we have things that bother us, but they're things we can get over. There really are only a few simple rules that we take seriously, which are:

• Don't lie
• Don't cheat
• Don't beat us
• And DON'T blow us off

But of course, not all girls are that simple, and the reason I bring up this topic is because it just happened that today, a particular "crazy girlfriend" came up in a conversation, and I couldn't help but wonder why guys are drawn to these kind of girls. Just like how girls are drawn to bad boys; boys are drawn to complicated girls. These kind of girls really do make me angry, because they make the rest of us "normal" girls look bad. So just like how I made a list for the boys, I'm going to make a list for the girls.

Signs That Indicate Your Girl Is Crazy/Complicated:

• She calls you once and when you don't pick up, she'll call you 4 more times, text you, leave you voice-mails, call your house, and @ you on twitter
• When you finally call her back, she's mad at you for not picking up your phone or responding within 5 minutes
• She'll read through all your text messages when you're not around, or may even go to the extent of stealing your phone when you're not looking
• She knows all the passwords to all your social networking sites (ex. myspace, facebook etc.) and she'll read through all your shit regularly
• She'll ask you where you are about 10 times periodically throughout the day, and if you lie, SHE WILL FIND OUT.
• She physically abuses you (some girls really do that)
• She'll forbid you from having any female friends that are even mildly attractive; overweight with buckteeth? she'll make an exception.
• She'll get mad at you for almost no reason at all, then when you ask her what you did wrong, she won't tell you, and replies with any variation of the phrase "figure it out/ you should know"
• She's not afraid to act a fool in public; she can and WILL pick a fight and make a scene at the Cerritos Mall
• She'll curse you out and disrespect you in front of all your friends and not give a damn
• If you forget to call her that night, she'll get mad, tell all her friends, and not talk to you for a week
• If you don't respond to her texts within 15 minutes, she'll have already sent you 3 or 4 texts within that time limit
• She EXPECTS extravagant gifts for every holiday, anniversary, and some "just because" gifts. (Girls, if you fall under this category, please understand that we're still young, and half these boys don't have jobs, so they can't afford to spoil you like you EXPECT them to)
• And when you do get her a gift, she expected better..
• Again, she EXPECTS you to pay for EVERYTHING. (Ladies, it's nice to offer to pay for stuff sometimes, it''s just polite. He's not your credit card, he's your boyfriend)